Picked George Mitchell to fix the whole Middle East problem. Alright, not the whole Middle East problem, but--wait, yes, the whole Middle East problem. Somehow, he will manage to blame it on the Yankees. His source will likely be a terrorist. If you think that is unlikely, remember that he had an admitted steroids provider and only an admitted steroids provider as his source for the infamous eponymous report that seemed to blame everything from New Coke to disco music on the Yankees.
But let's face it, the big news right now is that Joe Torre is a gigantic horse's patoot. Okay, that isn't news, we already knew he was a gigantic horse's patoot. But recently everyone is coming to this realization thanks to his new book where he basically does what he raked David Wells for doing--he whines and pules about all the problems he had with the Yankees, pontificates, somehow manages to avoid any blame himself, and then hides behind the notion that the book isn't really written by him. Jackanapes.
Of course, my other thought is: "What else is new." As if we didn't know A-Rod was a preening pretty-boy obssessed with Derek Jeter. The only reason this is "news" is because someone is actually saying it out loud.
I feel like a mention of the NFL should be in here as well. Stupid. Stupid. 3 turnovers in scoring position. That is all I have to say. 3 turnovers. Stupid. *bangs head on desk*
*repeats*
*repeats*
*repeats*
*takes a deep breath*
*bangs head again*
3 turnovers. Stupid.
By the way, watch Michael Jordan highlights on youtube. Then, think abotu the fact that some people have compared Kobe to MJ. Then feel free to excoriate these people.
Ron Jaworski, he the expert on all matters regarding the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, seems hoarse.
The Steelers just won the Super Bowl. They aren't the best team in the league this year, but they didn't beat any teams that were better than them so it isn't their fault. Congrats. On winning the lamest Super Bowl matchup ever.
No. I'm not bitter.
5 comments:
Don't bang your head anymore--it injures brain cells and isn't worth it over this particular team!! Still, it WAS the Super Bowl so it was fun anyway!! Keep up your blog--I love it.
I'm glad Joe Torre 'did not' write the book. New Yorkers still love him - now maybe they won't. And Papa has known the man's true stripes since the years when they were WINNING. Smart dude, our grandpa.
Stop hating on Kobe. He's good. -Cat
You been bangin your head since you were 2 when you fell on you noggin and got us so worried we spoiled you with lots of toys. Sorry, but no more toys coming, son. -Dad
You should be bitter. Those commercials were largely mediocre at best.
If there is any better sign of the coming economic apocalypse, I do not know of it.
Well there goes any chance of peace if they're putting it in the hands of THAT man! *evil glare in Mitchell's direction*
I agree with Anon. Maybe ppl will finally wake up about the enormous boob that is Joe Torre. icckkk just typing his name makes me feel like a loser!
& yeah, superbowls are always fun but last nite's was pretty lame - game & commercials & springsteen's set was even only so-so. The only thing worthy of an eyebrow raise was Bruce's backbend - now THAT took skill and courage for 59-yr-old to do in front of millions. Bet he's at the chiropractor today.
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